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Chet would be really really pissed.

Bernstein grow 12 inches, convert and get a fur coat?

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Mac is becoming Les Grobstein. Little update boy. Heard a cringe worthy conversation with whoever the news girl about the Louis CK child molester bit on SNL. Of course hillbilly Mac had no problem with it.

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Well Mac told me to to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF!!! ..So now it's been said .. .


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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 4:15 pm 
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Chet has accused Mac of making a living off his act to this day.

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Has Chet found his soul mate yet?

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Give me a diet coke can opening sound effect and you got something.

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Alllllll right! 7-2-4 in Chicago..... Grab bag time....591 WLUP, 591-9587. Gimme the 50th caller. I don't need Harlon Hill's jersey number.........don't give me Glenn Hall's goals against average from the 65-66 campaign. Ring it up! knock it down! 591 WLUP, 591-9587. Just be caller 50 to beat the mob, break the tape, and take home 6 free months of Stormin' Norman Jacobs Inside Sports Magazine.......


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You forgot to mention that Dale Brown would be coming on to discuss LSU basketball in the 8 o'clock hour...


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Lets not forget about the karaoke contest coming up soon! We'll give away Drive koozies.

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Well Mac told me to to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF!!! ..So now it's been said .. .


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Lets not forget about the karaoke contest coming up soon! We'll give away Drive koozies.



His success is eating at you. Isn't it Gloopy?

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What about Pistons assistant coach extraordinaire, Brendan Suhr? When's his daily appearance?

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What about Pistons assistant coach extraordinaire, Brendan Suhr? When's his daily appearance?



Right after he cracks open an ice cold(pause for sound effect). Diet Coke.

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I'll never forget the night Dahl & Meier left the harmonizer on and Coppock did the first five minutes sounding like a chipmunk. Then he couldn't figure out how to turn it off. He was so pissed. He was Mr Serious, and they used to fuck with him so much. :lol: Best radio lineup ever!

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that lineup reminds me of Kevin Matthews doing Animal Stories. That canoe drowing cat story would be perfect.


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Hatchetman wrote:
that lineup reminds me of Kevin Matthews doing Animal Stories. That canoe drowing cat story would be perfect.


Tommy Edwards?

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Matthews did both voices. funny as hell. Maybe it was human stories? I vaguely remember a guy getting killed in a wood chipper. :lol:


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I'll never forget the night Dahl & Meier left the harmonizer on and Coppock did the first five minutes sounding like a chipmunk. Then he couldn't figure out how to turn it off. He was so pissed. He was Mr Serious, and they used to fuck with him so much. :lol: Best radio lineup ever!

CBS made youtube take it down, but there was a video from WFAN of Steve Somers, who is their Les Grobstein if Les read T.S. Eliot instead of 1988 Montreal Expos media guides, accidentally hitting a stomp box and talking in a really deep voice. It was so funny.

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Dallas Winston wrote:
I'll never forget the night Dahl & Meier left the harmonizer on and Coppock did the first five minutes sounding like a chipmunk. Then he couldn't figure out how to turn it off. He was so pissed. He was Mr Serious, and they used to fuck with him so much. :lol: Best radio lineup ever!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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You forgot to mention that Dale Brown would be coming on to discuss LSU basketball in the 8 o'clock hour...


Uhhhhh, that's E-1 if you're keeping score! Later, Brendan Suhr due in for a gabfest.


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Gloopan Kuratz wrote:
Lets not forget about the karaoke contest coming up soon! We'll give away Drive koozies.



His success is eating at you. Isn't it Gloopy?

This first ratings book was nothing more than a gapers block. I don't see a lot of threads about how great the show is.

Next book will be a dial tone.

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I think Mac started using Chet-isms to mock him but did it so much that they eventually became incorporated into his speech to the point where you can't really tell the difference.

They both have diva-ish tendencies, so they're not entirely dissimilar.

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and Dan did wear a mink coat as well, although not full length like Chester

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Mac is 3rd wheel on the Pete McMurray morning zoo.

nice U2 threefer this morning.

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Gloopan Kuratz wrote:
Mac is 3rd wheel on the Pete McMurray morning zoo.

nice U2 threefer this morning.

But he has you listening wherever he goes.

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Disagree.

Nas, spmack and Douchebag took turns parading me around the streets of Chicago on their shoulders last weekend.

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