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In the Sun Times Lovie calls him the Asst Head Coach?

"I need someone I could trust and knew a little about football"

They really shook it up over at Halas Hall

That's crazy. It's all about the power of the almighty dollar or the almighty Allah.

Wait until you change your name to HOVA befoe you start quoting Nas....shouldn't surprise me..

Trying to be consistent.

You're nothing if not consistent...

This has got to be the most liberating time in his life.... he can do pretty much anything and not get fired (at least until halfway through next season.) He can restore the T formation in training camp and nobody will do anything. He can bring back the quick kick and nobody will do anything. He can play Hester both ways if he wants, and nobody will do anything. Nobody will do anything because they want him to be gone, but they don't want to pay for the privilege. So I say Lovie, go crazy... be like McElroy in Tin Cup and keep going for the green... f**k the world man, show some balls... let's go crazy! The Bears aren't going to win anything next year -- why not have fun doing it! Let's try a 2-5 defense! Nobody has done that before... how about we roll the dice one game and don't have a kicker or punter on the active roster... let's have some fun in this miserable waste of a season. Lovie's kid could be the sparkplug to some of these ideas -- for all I know he reads Gregg Easterbrook. It is time that Bear Nation give up on 2010 and dream of the future NFC Central champs in 2011!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
Bob Babich's pet cockatoo "Tito" has been named Defensive Quality Control Coach/Ast. Head Coach. "Tito" previously served as Strength and Conditioning Coordinator,as well as shitting on newspapers in the Defensive line room.

i once tried making chicken shit from shitty chicken, it turned out as expected.

Once again, shame on the McCaskeys, Angelo & Phillips for letting Lovie promote his Son Mikal to Quality Control Coach. WTF has this kid done to deserve a position of authority on the Bears coaching staff?

No one has done anything fucking worthwile. It's a fucking sham and everyone fucking knows it. Who gives a fuck if some fuck has his fucking kid take some fucking stupid fuck position that doesn't mean fuck to anyone, it's a fucking laughable situation. Fuck them all, they will all fucking be gone and we can start dealing with a fucking team and when Lovie's kid goes to interview for the receiver coach at Central Michigan, he'll be able to say he had one fucking year with a fucking NFL team.

Good fucking post.

How could the McCaskeys say no to nepotism?

One of Larry's better contributions of late was when he recounted an encounter with Mikal Smith. Junior, having been named "assistant [to the] head coach," said to Larry, "Call me Coach." Then Holmes told him he wouldn't do that. Awesome.