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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:08 am 
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Has anyone seen the one for the therapeutic tubs?
The acting is off the charts bad. I mean worse than a high school project bad.
The one guy... After my accident (dramatic pause) the... pain (face to demonstrate pain) was unbearable.

The crazy smiling old lady who just pops into the bathroom as her neighbor, friend, daughter whatever is in the bath... oh you got a therapeutic tub too!

I hate whoever put this campaign together.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 7:40 pm 
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Darkside wrote:
Has anyone seen the one for the therapeutic tubs?
The acting is off the charts bad. I mean worse than a high school project bad.
The one guy... After my accident (dramatic pause) the... pain (face to demonstrate pain) was unbearable.

The crazy smiling old lady who just pops into the bathroom as her neighbor, friend, daughter whatever is in the bath... oh you got a therapeutic tub too!

I hate whoever put this campaign together.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 7:42 pm 
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But all I have is a milk tank and an outboard motor.

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But all I have is a milk tank and an outboard motor.


I now picture you attempting Houdini like escapes with the milk tank out back.


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My son, Brayden, is almost five. Can he drive with Uber?

Kill yourself, lady. Brayden and the rest of us will be better off.

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Woodman's.

I love the stores, but Ay Caramba!, are these commercials brutal.

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I think it's great that Woody Allen has a younger brother who sells discount groceries.

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A commercial during Cubs spring training broadcasts for Under Armour's new Mag Mile store has referred the to the location as a "Brand House".

Stores are no longer exist. They are "Brand Houses" :lol:


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What's with this Indian multimillionaire who helped his client "Michael" get rich with a real estate system? What an odd spot.

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There is a new Seattle Sutton Healthy Eating commercial voiced by the third generation of Seattle Suttons, whatever that means.

"..so if you'd like to lose weight, or heart disease, or diabetes..."

Um...sure, no, thank you, and I'll pass.

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Telegram Sam wrote:
There is a new Seattle Sutton Healthy Eating commercial voiced by the third generation of Seattle Suttons, whatever that means.

"..so if you'd like to lose weight, or heart disease, or diabetes..."

Um...sure, no, thank you, and I'll pass.


A friend of mine had a medical condition where he started getting this food. He gave me a couple dinner trays to try it out.

First thing is you can't microwave the trays which makes it a pain.

But, I never knew food could be this bland. It literally didn't taste like anything. I felt bad for the guy having to eat this stuff exclusively. Horrible, awful stuff.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
There is a new Seattle Sutton Healthy Eating commercial voiced by the third generation of Seattle Suttons, whatever that means.

"..so if you'd like to lose weight, or heart disease, or diabetes..."

Um...sure, no, thank you, and I'll pass.


A friend of mine had a medical condition where he started getting this food. He gave me a couple dinner trays to try it out.

First thing is you can't microwave the trays which makes it a pain.

But, I never knew food could be this bland. It literally didn't taste like anything. I felt bad for the guy having to eat this stuff exclusively. Horrible, awful stuff.

They have a storefront in the same strip mall as the Milwaukee ave Leadbelly. Awkward.

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http://wxrt.cbslocal.com/2015/04/08/rob ... complaint/



Looks like we may have seen the last of “peaked in high school” Rob Lowe.
Comcast filed a complaint to the Better Business Bureau (more about that here) claiming DirecTV couldn’t support many of its claims. Subsequently, The Better Business Bureau recommended DirecTV to cease the ads, siding with Comcast that the company couldn’t substantiate many claims they made in the ad.
While DirecTV is planning to appeal the decision, it may be awhile before we get a glimpse at “painfully awkward” and “meathead” Rob Lowe.

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The ones for Rosetta Stone and kind of condescending:

Will owning a bigger TV help you get ahead in life? Will another pair of shoes make you a better person? Probably not.

Will stuffing an agitated Tasmanian devil down your pants make me feel better? Probably.

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Telegram Sam wrote:
There is a new Seattle Sutton Healthy Eating commercial voiced by the third generation of Seattle Suttons, whatever that means.

"..so if you'd like to lose weight, or heart disease, or diabetes..."

Um...sure, no, thank you, and I'll pass.

They should run Ron Santo's endorsement of the Acapulco Taco Pie in perpetuity.

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I've been seeing this odd Feldco commercial that takes place at a wedding. Feldco really needs to reevaluate their choice of actor in their commercial. The guy looks and sounds like a sociopathic creeper when he is smiling into the camera.

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Zizou wrote:
I've been seeing this odd Feldco commercial that takes place at a wedding. Feldco really needs to reevaluate their choice of actor in their commercial. The guy looks and sounds like a sociopathic creeper when he is smiling into the camera.


He has crazy eyes.

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Chus wrote:
Zizou wrote:
I've been seeing this odd Feldco commercial that takes place at a wedding. Feldco really needs to reevaluate their choice of actor in their commercial. The guy looks and sounds like a sociopathic creeper when he is smiling into the camera.


He has crazy eyes.

I'm pretty sure he's like, the owner.
At least they stopped painting him up like a cheap Cicero Ave. hooker.

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The new Toyota one with the "business" girl who says she has a conference call "in 15" and asks Jan for the "elevator pitch".


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The new Toyota one with the "business" girl who says she has a conference call "in 15" and asks Jan for the "elevator pitch".

I hate her more than anything ever.

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Has anyone heard the spot for Nuclear Powers Illinois with Omar Duque of the Illinois Hispanic Chamber of Commerce? The voiceover guy says "nuclear", but Omar Duque says "noo-kyou-lar" several times. Couldn't someone have told Omar how to pronounce the word correctly?

Here is the commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSyhhyXYow

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Has anyone heard the spot for Nuclear Powers Illinois with Omar Duque of the Illinois Hispanic Chamber of Commerce? The voiceover guy says "nuclear", but Omar Duque says "noo-kyou-lar" several times. Couldn't someone have told Omar how to pronounce the word correctly?

Here is the commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSyhhyXYow


THANK YOU!!!!
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The CBS tv show ads on the Jim Rome stream.
Blue Bloods, 2 Broke girls, Mom, Hawaii 5-0..........
All of them are obnoxious.
"Catching the bad boys, that's ma' specialty"............
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A couple recent quickies:

Four Seasons Heating and Cooling: "We'll beat any other offer by up to $500." If they can beat a competing offer by $1, why would they beat it by $500?

Speedway: "Fresh-off-the-roller-grill hot dogs." Isn't the roller grill the opposite of fresh?

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Karz4k8dz made its way onto TV now. Fml

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The people from 1-800-GOT-JUNK are very polite. Lots of "Ma'am" and "Sir."

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
There is a new Seattle Sutton Healthy Eating commercial voiced by the third generation of Seattle Suttons, whatever that means.

"..so if you'd like to lose weight, or heart disease, or diabetes..."

Um...sure, no, thank you, and I'll pass.


A friend of mine had a medical condition where he started getting this food. He gave me a couple dinner trays to try it out.

First thing is you can't microwave the trays which makes it a pain.

But, I never knew food could be this bland. It literally didn't taste like anything. I felt bad for the guy having to eat this stuff exclusively. Horrible, awful stuff.


I used to cook for Seattle Sutton. They literally use ZERO seasoning in their food. It's all legit, quality ingredients, but it has no taste. Lots of filler too. We went through a shit ton of soy powder, granules, whatever the fuck it was.

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They made a new male outta me! Pffffeeel like I'm 25 agin.

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Dallas Winston wrote:
I used to cook for Seattle Sutton. They literally use ZERO seasoning in their food. It's all legit, quality ingredients, but it has no taste. Lots of filler too. We went through a shit ton of soy powder, granules, whatever the fuck it was.


Speaking of Seattle Sutton, did you hear Jeff Garlin on with Pat and Ron the other day? It was funny as hell, though Pat seemed to get a bit uncomfortable...Garlin was going on about the Acapulco Taco Pie and I think he even asked Pat if he had dated Seattle Sutton.

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A reference to the Acapulco Taco Pie! You can't say Garlin's not a true fan.

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